Ted Kennedy - he drinks he drives he's the only one to get out alive

Ted Kennedy has reunited with his brothers. Reports indicate Ted arrived at the gates with his lawyers present compelling God to have the manslaughter charges invalidated and threatening him with legal action if his entrance is not forthcoming. Now that the boy's are reunited some are speculating what kind of shenanigans the brothers would get up to, we can assume a lot of adultery, glib remarks, drinking, painkillers and bribing the devil to silence Marilyn Monroe - like they did on Earth.