Sunday, September 6, 2009

Coming up - Terrorism and the Iraq War.

Has the war in Iraq been a good thing? After all humans are a renewable resource but territory and fossil fuels aren't.

Why do Arabs fly Jumbo Jet's into large buildings? Are they trying to improve the literacy of New Yorkers by helping them get through several stories at once?

Why do Arabs enjoy strapping bombs to themselves? Is it a fashion statement? Will it catch on?

Are they doing the world a service by trying to reduce the number of loud, annoying Americans.

Put on the gloves and get ready to Probe.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

We put on the rubber gloves and Probe deeply - The Middle Eastern Crisis : Israel Vs Palestinians.

Today we cast our magnifying glass over the middle East. Worldtraveller.com rates that part of the world highly- saying you can have a blast but you'll be surprised to know there has been a conflict raging for centuries. Recently (relatively speaking) between the Israelis and Palestinians.

According to Dr Love's calculater,  Israel and Palestine have a  62 percent compatibility so why has peace been so elusive?

Why haven't powerful people such as the President of the United states,  Nobel peace prize winners and other wastes of space achieved peace there?


To probe this issue I wrote a piece seen below in which I asked hard hitting question to - israellycool.com a self described 'Conservative blog commenting on Palestinian terrorism and Israeli/International politics'. Please note (These question asked below are not asked rhetorically) Please also note (This Shit get's serious)

Can I  ask for your opinion on the matter - I don't mean for this to be inflammatory. How do you reconcile with the fact that their were already people living in that area before the big influx of Jews there, just because they weren't called Palestinians doesn't mean anything - There were people living there already -mostly Arabs and a few Jewish populations.

Do you look at it from the other side? that is - why they feel like they have been cheated. Should they have shared the land with you? Do you believe all that land belongs to Israel? Should Arafat have accepted such a unfair deal offered to them?Is it because at one point you were willing to share the land but after they launched a couple wars against you in which you won - they lost the right to the land?

I certainly don't blame Israel for anything - you have experienced horrific acts of violence towards you to the point where you think, do these people value human life? - Your response is to (which is totally understandable) commit acts of violence towards them (more carefully as to not hurt civilians) and to make life intolerable by crippling their economy, shutting their borders, blowing up power stations etc as a deterrent - it's a vicious cycle because now they think who are these people? - they take our land, now they take away our dignity like this, we are poor, trapped - they treat us like animals thus the hatred becomes more and more entrenched. It's just that it seems like a much more complicated situation. Do you think you both have legitimate claims to the land? Or not? Will there ever be peace there? I seriously doubt it - not because your bad people but because the land your fighting over is so tiny it's impossible to divide up.

I read stupid opinions on both sides of the debate - people who blame Israel for everything casting them as the Monsters picking on the poor Palestinians and people on the other side who utterly refuse to acknowledge that Arabs were living in that area for a very long time. Or am I wrong? am I a hypocrite because we took the land from the aboriginals in Australia here? or is it a totally different situation.

Personally I think it's pretty amazing what you (Israelis) have done there, I have a lot of respect with the way you conduct yourselves too.

As I said I'm not trying to be instigative - you may role your eye's and sigh and say here we go another guy without a clue but I would love to know what you think.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

In it's short history A current Affair apologises

Here at A current Affair - in the pursuit of probing the hard stories we admit sometimes we make mistakes, we wish to retract the following:

1. Joe Jackson -Father of the late Micheal Jackson did not win father of the year three times he won Father of the year twice, he was also the recipient of Husband of the year in 1996.

2. Catherine Hardy the girl who rejected me in high school does not have herpes.

3. Rove Mcmanus the Australian comedian is not a high pitched, irritating transvestite he's a high pitched irritating dolt.

Micheal Jackson to become Landfill, environmentalists seething – should be recycled.

Environmentalist's have expressed outrage Micheal Jackson won't be recycled said Dr Jason Kent of EnvironmentAction ‘In this day and age with global warming it's outrageous, It doesn’t require much effort, just place him in the plastics bin on garbage day’ meanwhile Joe Jackson - three times winner of Father of the year is reportedly still trying to make more money of his son - after hearing jokes that Micheal may come back as a zombie like in his iconic music video.  He is looking into bringing back Micheal by injecting him with a pathogen and recreating his thriller for broadway. Editorial: Joe Jackson, elevated his family out of poverty - hero patriarch?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Ted Kennedy - he drinks he drives he's the only one to get out alive

Ted Kennedy has reunited with his brothers. Reports indicate Ted arrived at the gates with his lawyers present compelling God to have the manslaughter charges invalidated and threatening him with legal action if his entrance is not forthcoming. Now that the boy's are reunited some are speculating what kind of shenanigans the brothers would get up to, we can assume a lot of adultery, glib remarks, drinking, painkillers and bribing the devil to silence Marilyn Monroe - like they did on Earth.